By Don Donatello
I CHANNELED THE ANTI-PACQUIAO BOXING FANS AND BECAME AN ANTI-PACQUIAO FOR A FEW HOURS
I’ve always wondered what a day would be like to be an anti-Pacquiao boxing fan. Why do these boxing fans dislike Manny Pacquiao? I assume it is on many and varied reasons; and of course the degree of the antagonism varies as well. In order to get a better understanding of the mindset of the anti-Pacquiao crowd, I’ve decided to do an experiment. For a few hours I will step into their mind and live the life of an anti-Pacquiao boxing fan. It’s going to be scary. I’ve seen the madness that envelop them via their postings. Will I survive the experiment? What will happen to me? Can I come back and made whole again? It’s a dangerous job but someone has to do it. If not me, then who? Wish me luck everyone. Here we go.
I will meditate, I’m now in a trance. I’m channeling all the anti-Pacquiao boxing fans. HHHHHHMMMMMMM. . . . . .. HHHHHHMMMMMMMM. . . .HHHHHHHMMMM . . .I’m there!
WOW! THIS HURTS! Man, I can’t stop thinking and hating on three things.
. . . . . . MANNY PACQUIAO, FREDDIE ROACH . . . . . PAC FANS!
The first thing I realize is that it really, really sucks to be an anti-Pacquiao boxing fan. In fact, the past decade sucked. I don’t like Manny Pacquiao and he owned boxing in the decade from 2000-2010. And then it stab me in the heart! Pacquiao got the, “The Fighter of the Decade,” award. MOTHER#$%&ER!! SH#T!! Man, it can’t get any worse than 10 years of humiliation! But it does!!
UNFU#%ING BELIEABLE! Freddie Roach has been receiving multiple, “Trainer of the Year, awards as well? DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
OK! It’s early, but my heart rate and blood pressure is rising. Breathe in, breathe out, breath in, bre . .
OK, OK! It’s cool! It’s cool. . . . I’m off to the websites, I need to rant. LIKE NOW!!
Let me practice first, where is that list I made, here it is. “You’re stupid. What a dumbass article. You’re a puto, idiot, dumbass! Dog eater, Pacquiao is scared. Take the test Pacquiao, Marquez was robbed. Cotto was drained, Pacquiao cherry picks, Slick African American will. . . . . . .Pacquiao needs to tell his secrets to his opponents why he is so successful. . . . .
OK! I’m ready.
Alright, pactards, here I come at ya!
Pacquiao was schooled by Juan Manuel Marquez, even at Welterweight Marquez will school him again.Pacquiao is afraid of Mar. . . . . . . . .but what if the pactards are right about Marquez being too small at WW? OMG! What if Marquez gets clobbered and get KO’d? OMY!! What if he gets KO’d like Erik Morales in three rounds? OMG! What if he KTFO of Floyd Mayweather too? OMG! That would be totally horrific! Why is Mayweather refusing to fight Pacquiao? OMG! OMY!! OH, THE HORROR! OMG! OMG! OMG . . . .
…HHHMMMM………..HHMM…..I’m out! I’m out! WHEW! Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe . . . .WOW!
Hey, what happen to my room? What is going on here? There are holes all over the walls and doors. Man, my room looks like a tornado came through it! GEEEEEEEZZ! Did I do all this? I must have, no one else is in here.
And . . . .WTF…. . .what is all that flashing lights and sirens outside about? “This is the police, come out with your hands up!! We are complying with your demands. Put down the gun and come out! Pacquiao has agreed to fight Marquez, . . .after the Shane Mosley fight. As for Floyd Mayweather, he said he is not thinking about boxing right now. Sorry, but Pacquiao said he will call Floyd and try again. You do understand that Floyd is not allowed to have a cell phone in there!”
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