By Don Donatello
There was a very intelligent man who defined, “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” That man was Albert Einstein.
Well, my friends, it seems we have a few insane individuals who visit this site; one tries his very best to write for this site. There is one in particular, I’m not going to mention any names, Chuy Marco, but this person has already fallen off the cliff of reality. OOOPSS! LMAO! Did I just mention the patients name? Yes, I guess I did. Sorry! My bad. I won’t repeat it again, at least not on this article. We’ll just refer to the patient as Case 99 from here on.
Well, anyways, Case 99 keeps doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. In every fight that Manny Pacquiao has, Case 99 repeats that Manny Pacquiao will be defeated, over and over again. Of course the results have always been the same, over and over again, Manny Pacquiao wins. But Case 99 keeps expecting a different result, over and over again.
Manny Pacquiao is going to fight again in May 7 of 2011. And guess what folks, yes, Case 99 is once again doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. He is once again predicting that Manny Pacquiao will lose again. LMAO! Say what you will about our friend Case 99, but you got to give him this. He is at least consistent, consistently wrong. . . lol.
But I’m afraid I got some bad news though. Case 99 is getting worse. Yes, sad to say. I know, I know, we all thought it couldn’t get much worse for our friend Case 99. But it did, sad to say. Now he claims one thing and then he immediately contradicts himself and proves himself wrong. He is now fighting himself, who is going to win? Will Case 99 be wrong and win, or will Case 99 be right and lose. . . err . . NOW HOLD ON!! WHOOAAAAA! STOP! What is going on here.
Well, apparently Case 99 has developed a second identity that argues with himself. To make things less confusing, let’s call Case 99’s other personality as Case 66. I’m sure everyone here has had some kind of inkling about Case 99’s weird behavior, but they just couldn’t put their thumb on it. Well now we know.
Case 99 insist that Manny Pacquiao will lose and be defeated by Shane Mosley.
Case 66 counter by claiming that Shane Mosley is too old and is finish as a boxer and will lose to Manny Pacquiao.
Both identities claim they are correct and will be validated come May 7th, 2011.
In this case study, the dominant personality, Case 99, is equating average fighters like James Kirkland, Marcos Maidana, Andre Berto, and Juan Manuel Lopez to the Fighter of the Decade, Manny Pacquiao.
Case 99 concludes that the Greatest of All Time fighter Manny Pacquiao will suffer the same fate as those average fighters above. Case 99 points out that Kirkland, Berto, and Lopez all loss, and Maidana also loss in Case 99’s determination; he concludes that Pacquiao will also lose in his upcoming fight against Shane Mosley.
But the other personality, Case 66, points out that Mosley is too old and washed up and Pacquiao is going to win. We have one person claiming that he is right whether Manny Pacquiao loses or wins. He is predicting and win and a loss for Manny Pacquiao. What’s going on? Who knows, maybe Case 99 is living in what they call a “parallel universe.” In a parallel universe, there are countless numbers of universe and every possible scenario exist. Well, in this universe, Case 99’s thinking is called “insanity.”
Attending Physician: Don Donatello
Patient: Case 99/Case 66
Conclusion: Dual/Split Personality, insanity
Identities aware of the existence of the other: Inconclusive
Recommendation: Do not release to the public.
Precaution: Lock and throw away the key.
Known Associates of Case 99/Case 66: Mexican Soldier, Lars.
Affiliation: Members of the group called “The Three Stooges”
CASE CLOSED!
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